jerking off vs. women

jerking off advantages:

1. time earned courting

2. money earned buying.

3. pain in the arse spent promising.

4. you can admire your own cock.

5. intertextual porn provides thousands of fucks.

6. no venereal diseases.

7. no children risk.

8. no suing for child maintainence risk.

9. no next morning hairs all over the place what the fuck.




women advantages:


1. meat.

2. fetish for repression and time waste sex remains dirty. no peanuts, trust me.

3. nothing like traditional ejaculation (read alasdair macintyre).